Friday, January 18, 2008

Tony Seideman to Go on Hypnosis Tour!

After achieving great success in misleading nearly half of Peekskill that the Peekskill Democrats are not good for economic development and will raise taxes. Tony Seideman will take his act on the road in support of Presidential hopeful Barack Obama.

In an exclusive interview with the Peekskill Onion, Mr. Seideman stated his proposed strategy:

'I will try to convince people that Hillary Clinton is capable of saying anything in order to get elected. I'm going to say this without saying that this is true about most politicians, except Bill Schmidt.'

Tony, Tony, Tony those elections are over.

In a stunning development Mr. Seideman was able to convince the new Mayor to vote against a prosposed zero percent budget and re-open budget discussions with plans to raise taxes. 'Its all in the eyes', stated new Mayor Mary Foster, 'he just looked at me and I couldn't help myself.'

Mrs. Foster wished Mr. Seideman good luck in his work towards an Obama Presidency.

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