Friday, January 18, 2008

Man Arrested While Walking Pig on Main Street

A Peekskill man was arrested while walking a pig on Main Street. The man was observed with the pig at 10:40 am on a Sunday morning. Residents made numerous calls reporting the incident.

Neighborhood residents made frantic calls after realizing that the 'lady' was actually a pig with lipstick. Residents who wished to remain nameless believe that the pig was destined to be slaughtered at a backyard party.

Mayor Foster was unavailable for comment but we were able to get a response from Darren Rigger, Peekskill Democratic Chairman. Rigger said, regarding the clever attempted rouse, “I am reminded of a great saying, ‘you can put lipstick on a pig but that does not make it a lady.’

There was no new information regarding the fate 'mustachioed' pig of Highland Avenue.

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